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The Secret Dead Blog Guide to a Happy Marriage, Chapter 27: When Buying More Than Two Books in a Single Day...


... make sure you bring flowers home for The Bride.

Thank God there was a flower shop in the Frankford El terminal. Of course, I pressed my luck too far when I later tried to play up the fact that I walked "blocks and blocks" through the "humid, stinking streets of Philadelphia" to find this bouquet.

The Bride looked at me and said: "That's odd. The tag on the flowers said 'Frankford El terminal'."

D'oh!

The Secret Dead Blog Guide to a Happy Marriage, Chapter 28: Avoid marrying someone smarter than you. It's a dance with the devil, every day of the week.

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